“Sounds like something a brain-dead, slutty bitch would say. You wouldn’t even be able to comprehend my refined tastes.”
(Source: komahina)
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I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?
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Me:
Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
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Spider:
Omg man I didn't see you there.
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Me:
We cool?
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Spider:
Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
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Me:
Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
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Spider:
Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
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Me:
So...can I get out now?
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Spider:
Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
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Me:
Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
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Spider:
Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
Stay snarky, Canada.
(Source: stfuprolifers)
Its like you are laughing and you are horrified and you dont know what the fuck is coming but you know by god that white ppl are going to bring out the apocalypse again. And you fucking WISH that you could send them to another planet so that the only ppl they would destroy this time is themselves.
Seriously, people, stop talking about Hitler and banning guns. And please, just never ever bring MLK Jr. up ever again, gun people.
(Source: catbushandludicrous)
I can count all the way to TEEENYou know, some of those Japanese idols aren’t the sharpest chopsticks in the drawer. Actually they nearly always end their education at junior high school (okay to do in Japan, as that’s when compulsory education ends, though there’s a huge stigma against it)
when I get married, I’m wearing these on the honeymoonThis is the coolest Disney-themed underwear for men I’ve ever seen.
“hey /b/ can you please photoshop the sun between my fingers?”
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(Source: abrahaminglincoln)
either that, or Ash is blowing pikachu.I think Pikachu’s arms and legs are too short to do the “Cicada Block” meme.
(source: http://moe.vg/Tzxzbw)
Reblog with your name
MichaelAurora
The most bad ass girl on the planet. She makes Chuck Norris whimper. Not only is she great and powerful but her beauty can not be described. Named after the northern lights, she rains sunshine on everyone’s day.
Aurora? oh yes… she IS epicChelsea
Chelsea is a beautiful creature of a peculiar nature. She is often starving or not hungry in the least, but she is dangerous in her hungry state. Possibly the sexiest creature on the planet, the Chelsea naturally has the powers of seduction and can manipulate your emotions without you realizing it. Be careful never to walk into the home of a Chelsea before announcing yourself, for she may be naked. Overall, Chelsea is a pleasure to be around, a treat to look at, and always smells nice. Chicken flavored & lemon scented. DELICIOUSLY good looking. Don’t mess with her though… she will kill you.
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(friend walks up to Chelsea’s house and opens the door)
Friend: “Oh, my God! Chelsea, you’re naked!”
Chelsea: “Want a cookie?”
GabrielaA very special girl. She loves the beauty of life, flavors, colors, music, etc… A very independent woman but sometimes she behaves like a child. She knows what she wants. She’s very nice but sometimes she’s a b**h. She’s very inocent but inside she’s wild and very kinky and ready to give sooo much love, but not misunderstand, she is very hard to get.guy: gaby!!! hug!!! ^^
Gabriela: F**k you ^^LizA truly stunning brunette with LARGE bosoms, usually bitingly sarcastic. Wears large sweatshirts much to the disappointment of the entire straight male population. Knows how to make everyone laugh. Everybody loves Liz, unless they totally SUCK.“That girl has HUGE boobs! She’s a true Liz if I ever saw one.”I - WHATSean
“This is a guy that is one of a kind and that if you have the opportunity, you should snatch him up. He’s had a past that is both long and hard but he makes the best out of what he has. He’s funny and he speaks his mind. This means he can piss people off easily but he always has them laughing ten seconds later about the same thing. He’s loving and affectionate though he tries not to show it. Even though he says being romantic is too much effort, he is a romantic type of guy. He keeps his emotions to himself until you get to really know him, though he doesn’t like people really getting to know him. He’s not a god send and he’s not perfect but he’s close in his own way. He’s someone that you don’t know you’ve fallen for until you already have. He’s one of the best things you’ll ever have and keeping him is what you should do if you ever get him.”“Sean <3”
Hah…uh…what?
David
A man who is above all men. He reads the Urban Dictionary definitions and laughs at them. Some are accurate, some are not. Davids exude confidence. Qualities to look for in a David are tallness,excellent brown hairbeautiful golden locks, sweetness, loves high fives, nerdiness, Marvel Comics titles (Spectacular, Amazing, Astonishing, etc.). A David can laugh in the face of danger. A David has his zombie survival plan all worked out and he knows who he’s saving. Davids are generally kind to all who encounter them, but can be protective and territorial. Evildoers beware, because there just might be a David right behind you.—David drives 60 miles down the highway. Tim drives 60 miles down the highway going in the opposite direction. They meet and high-five. To keep the universe balanced a hole is torn to the peanut butter dimension and there is an explosion of peanut buttery epicness.—Yes.
A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste…in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend…mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend…mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment…mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl…mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he’s perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.
